Anything You Do I Do It Better

Prussia x Reader

Warnings: None.


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"Dammit! I will never ever gonna play this stupid game again!" Gilbert said trowing the cards to the desk and crossed his arms.

"Heh, and you were claiming that you were going to win. Now you are angry because you lost. HA!" You said laughing at him.

"But-But...you only had luck! That is all." He said glaring.

"Oh, you suuure?" You said teasing.

"Yes, I´m sure. I bet that we play other things and I will surely win."

"I wouldn´t say the same. I can do everything better than you!"

"You are so un-awesome."

"Anything you can do,I can do better." You said glaring at Gilbert.

"HAAH!" Gilbert laughed.

"I can do anything better than you~." You said in a sing-voice.

He leant closer to you,"No, you can't."

"Yes, I can."

"No, you can't."

"Yes, I can."

"No, you can't."

You inhaled deeply,"Yes, I can, yes, I can!"

He laughed dryly and pointed at him with his thumb,"Anything you can be I can be greater.
Sooner or later,I'm greater than you."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am."

"No, you're not."

"Yes, I am."

"No, you're NOT!."

"Yes, I am.Yes, I am!" He said yelling,"I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge."

"I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow." You said gesturing with your arms like you were shotting an arrow.

"I can live on bread and cheese." He said glaring.

"And only on that?" You said surprised.

"Yes." He said sticking out his tongue.

"Heh, so can a rat!" You said smirking triumphaly. As soon those words reached his ears, he shot you a death glare. But then he just shrugged it off.

"Any note you can reach I can go higher." He said.

"I can sing anything higher than you." You crossed your arms.

"No, you can't." He said, his tone of voice higher than usual.

"Yes, I can."

"No, you can't."

"Yes, I can."

"No, you can't."

"Yes, I CAN!" You yelled higher.

Gilbert looked at you perplexed,"How can you sing that high??"

You frowned and gritted your teeth,"I´m a girl!"

He blushed and looked away,"...Anything you can say I can say softer."

"I can say anything softer than you." You said.

"No, you can't." He said softly.

"Yes I can..." You said softer.

"No, you can´t" He said almost in a whisper.

"Yes, I can." Your voice was barely audible.

"No, you can´t." He said shaking his head in ´no´.

"YES I CAAAAAN!" You bursted yelling, Gilbert cringed.

"I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker." He said rubbing his ear while glaring.

"I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!" You said pouting.

"I can open any safe."

"Without bein' caught?"

"Sure."

"That's what I thought--you crook." You said grinning.

"Any note you can hold I can hold longer."

"I can hold any note longer than you." You stuck out your tongue.

"No, you can´t"

"Yes I can."

"No, you can´t"

"Yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- *voice cracks* -can" You coughed after holding your breath for too long.

Gilbert looked at you with a poker face,"Yes you can!" He looked at you surprised,"How did you hold all that?"

"Uhg..." You rested your hands on your knees while Gilbert patted your shoulder.

"Eeeh...Anything you say I can say faster."

"I can say anything faster than you."

"No you can´t" Gilbert said.

"Yes I can" You said glaring.

"Noyoucan´t"

"YesIcan"

The door swung open,"Can´t you both just shut up?" Ludwig said annoyed.

You looked at Gilbert with a poker face and he did too.

"No until he admits I´m better than him!" You pointed at Gilbert.

"Not until she admits she is not better than me!" Gilbert pointed at you also.

"You both act like children, gosh." Ludwig faceplamed,"Just stop it."

He closed the door and left the room.

"Do you want to know in what I´m better~?" He said with a suggestive tone of voice.